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Loved it.🎉

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here c (Verse 1) Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her ass worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what Flipin' the you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... (Chorus) I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 2) Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I give a damm about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me (chorus) (Verse 3) I'm like a headtrip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip) I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a fuck With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? (chorus)

Fuck this dumb ass shit you suck at karaoke

I wrote dis record while 30k ft in da air ❤

The instrument is iconic

I was hyped hearing Joyner ad-libs after my bars. this is fire bro🔥🔥🔥

This is the worst karaoke video I've ever seen

Here just for the my salsa part 💃

Best minus one rap RUclips Channel

The lyrics are wrong.

You make the best rap karaokes pls come back man 😭

Thanks for you karaoke, I love this, this is the best rap karaoke

at 1:48 it says "And that's a riff, gonna plead this case" but the real lyrics are "And Nazareth gonna plead this case"

yo

just lose it

Love that you kept those vocals in there

My name is Marsh and this world, I'm out of it (out of it) 'Cause with all this A-B-C shit, I'm startin' to sound like ALF a bit Ha, I kill me, this medicine's counterfeit I was mislead by the sound of it, how am I gonna get turnt up on this Valium shit? (Yeah) Checked in at the Royal Garden To chill and avoid my problems Until paranoia caused me to feel like I'm going bonkers For real, think my toilet's talkin' I spilled like, like forty bottles of pills Think your boy is startin' to feel like a spoiled carton of milk 'Cause it just occurred My girl's cheatin', I'm kickin' that fuckin' bitch to the curb But the word, "Fuckin'" ain't meant to be a descriptive word The type of bitch she is ain't no adjective, it's a verb Hoe thinks her snatch is magical but that's how she attracts men, though Traps 'em and attack similar to an actual arachnid Or a vaginal tarantula or black widow In fact it'll be nothing to throw that little bitch with a capital B Out the back window out the black Cadillac limo like a whack demo When I'm strapped, when I spit rapid, like a ratchet A halfwit, I'll aim at, then I'll Been fire bitch, I can't outrap Reynolds A pad and a pen'll be great but a napkin'll do Return of the whack sicko Head spinnin' like Invisible Skratch Piklz Yeah, Shady's back, see the bat signal It's time to go bat shit, like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger And crapped it, I'd like to introduce myself Hi there, bitch my name is My name is Marsh and, I'm out this world (this world) S on my chest (Superman) like it's plural (it's lit) Call me extra, extra (extra) terrestrial (yeah) Extra, extra, extra terrestrial (skrrt) Yeah I could keep beefing, fuck is the point? I could make it really difficult for motherfuckers to come to Detroit If you're still looking for smoke, I already gave you an L I'd rather just see you in hell but I should get puff on the joint (Diddy) Wait, run it back, I said gave you an L, in hell Puff on the joint, I am the blunt you avoid Used to get jumped for my ProWings When I was growin' up they said a Slinky's a wonderful toy My mother thought I was such a fun little boy "Oh, what a bundle of joy!" Until the morning she suffered a punch in the groin From a tantrum I was throwing Like a motherfuckin' disgruntled employee I don't cut the beat 'til I fuckin' destroy it Once I get going rain, thunder, it's storming Puddles are forming, I hear somebody's voice In my head say, "It's still a dream" Then he said, "Kill MCs" Trippie Redd, with pills on lean Sippin' meds in the limousine Getting head, guillotine My name's Marsh and I'm out this world (this world) S on my chest (Superman) like it's plural (it's lit) Call me extra, extra (extra) terrestrial (yeah) Extra, extra, extra terrestrial (skrrt) Yeah So all of y'all can just suck a penis (suck a penis) I'll do the opposite (I'll do the opposite) Eat you pussies like cunnilingus (like cunnilingus) There ain't no stopping it (there ain't no stopping it) They say I'm such a genius (they say I'm such a genius) When that Kamikaze hit (when that kamikaze hit) Now they call me "Butterfingers" (they call me "Butter fingers") 'Cause I just keep droppin' shit (I just keep droppin' shit) You wanna butt heads? Shut up Beavis, ha ha I got your bitch with her butt out I'm hittin' a lick 'cause she stickin' her tongue out (bitch) You got no hitters, you might be pitchin' a shut out She 'bout to give up the dug out (yeah) I should just live in a nut house Right now, I live in an igloo (yeah) And I'm not chillin' the fuck out Treat you like a stepparent, does to a stepchild with red hair and Plus I get dough like Ed Sheeran, so call me the ginger bread man I'm a stan of Redman, X-Clan and I'm a Treach fan But I look up to myself (yeah) Like a fucking headstand (yeah) So why, w-w-w-why else, would I call myself an alien? How could I hit a dry spell (yeah), I'm named after the wetlands I'm Marsh and I'm out this world (this world) S on my chest (Superman) like it's plural (it's lit) Call me extra, extra (extra) terrestrial (yeah) My name is Marsh and, my name is, my name is My name is Marsh

Anyone who can sing this is a legend

MGK ain’t making it out with this one

1:14

worst comes to worse, my people snatch purse.

The only pac song us white boys are actually allowed to do on karaoke

1:18

Excellent 😊

Good

S2

Best instrumentals out here

Awww Man, thank you so much for this

Thank you for this RAP- KARAOKE- Version this is exactly what i need👏😉😁🙏👍

It’s not karaoke if you keep the vocal

Madonna

OverviewLyricsVideosListen Cole Cole world Yeah Let me take y'all back man As I do so well Wasn't nothin' like that Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first time She was in my math class Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass Sat beside me, used to laugh at mad jokes The teacher always got mad so we passed notes It started off so innocent She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school 'Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her Got me daydreaming, man what I'm thinkin' how she ride on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it It make it hard for me to stand up As time goes by, attractions getting deeper Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin' I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before" Damn And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before" Knowing I was frontin' I said I was like a pro baby Knowing I was stuntin' But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one But, she don't know what So she done roll back and told me "Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'" That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin' Baby you done woke my lil' man up I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when playing on the bed Teacher please don't make me stand up I wrote back like "Yeah baby sound like a plan" Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned Talking damn shit knowing damn well I was a virgin Fuck And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no You know that feelin' when you you finna bone for the first time I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to fuck with And most of all I'm praying God don't let me bust quick I'm watching pornos tryin' see just how to stroke right Practice putting condoms on, how it go right I'm in a crib now a nigga palm sweatin' With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing And a nigga roll over on top And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing On me, ooh girl don't stop It's time for action Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah just how I practice But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said "I wanna get something off my mental I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle" 'Cause 'Cause I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no And I ain't never did this before no

This channel is so underrated

Anthem ❤

One time for them prayin" on my downfall Two times for the homies in the chow hall Three times for them hoes on the internet Shittin" on bitches when they really should get out more Four times for the days I would hold back Five times for the bitches who ain"t called back Six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to Kidnap a bitches like ISIS Turn a whole world to a crisis Walk around the city with a ice pick I been paranoid, usually, I ain"t like this Ain"t no tellin" how crazy I might get, uh Beat the police with a nightstick And my whole life, I been lifeless Now I"m so fly, I"m a super hella flight risk Smash a couple hoes "til I pass out Bitches throwin" stones at my glass house I remember sleepin" on my dad"s couch Now I got the Bentley, and it"s blacked out Family lookin" at me like a cash cow Errybody dissin" just to have clout Thought you had a chance, now you assed out Bitches I"m the super hella woman, where you at now? Smash it, I"ma hit "em "til they jumpin" I ain"t trippin", this is nothin" I been livin" in the dungeon I done held a couple grudges Went to hell and got abducted, meet the devil I"m his cousin, I ain"t settlin" for nothin" Got a metal in the truck, I keep a semi when I"m bussin Bitches duckin" Even Stevie Wonder couldn"t see it comin" I ain"t judgin", I just want the money, I don"t need a budget I been hungry, I ain"t got no oven But I got the munchies, bitches

One time for them prayin" on my downfall Two times for the homies in the chow hall Three times for them hoes on the internet Shittin" on bitches when they really should get out more Four times for the days I would hold back Five times for the bitches who ain"t called back Six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to Kidnap a bitches like ISIS Turn a whole world to a crisis Walk around the city with a ice pick I been paranoid, usually, I ain"t like this Ain"t no tellin" how crazy I migh

One time for them prayin" on my downfall Two times for the homies in the chow hall Three times for them hoes on the internet Shittin" on bitches when they really should get out more Four times for the days I would hold back Five times for the bitches who ain"t called back Six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to Kidnap a bitches like ISIS Turn a whole world to a crisis Walk around the city with a ice pick I been paranoid, usually, I ain"t like this Ain"t no tellin" how crazy I migh

Maan you so cool to do this. Thank you very much dawg

Wesside til we die

toxic : ✔ n***er : ❌ cool without racist

Please do mumble rapper vs lyricist😢😢

Gnat please

1:36

Dope vid. Had fun doing it front of people

This song hits

honestly, this song is just so fun to sing along, vibe with and everything else haha its in my heart

This one so amazing

2:25

Yo I hope you start releasing videos again, your karaoke style is super top notch. If you do I recommend Machine Gun Funk and Unbelievable by Biggie, neither exist on youtube! Thanks

I'm gonna kill this next time I karaoke, first song off the rip.